Greetings to all who enter here, you poor unfortunate souls.
My name is Lucien, Lucien Flaithri, but you may call me 'Lue' or 'Florry', or 'Father Lucien' if you like. I am indeed African American despite all the make-up, and I am a cross-dressing trigender/androgynous pansexual, and no that does not mean that I have sexual relations with pans. The next person who makes that joke gets a fist in the face.
I'm twenty-one and looking for work, I aspire to be a model (of sorts) and a novelist. I'm a morbid, highly unpleasant, sarcastic, sadomasochistic sunuvabetch, and I'm not going to apologize for any of it.